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Azar Member
Joined: Jan 04, 2010 Posts: 275 Location: Utah
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:12 am Post subject: Bowel Movements |
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Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
One seventy year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
An eighty year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
The ninety year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" asked the others.
"I don't wake up until nine."
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lesterg3 Super Member
Joined: Nov 30, 2008 Posts: 1328 Location: Dixie
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 11:47 am Post subject: Re: Bowel Movements |
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Very very funny, till you are 65+years old. Then not so much funny as pertinent.
Still got a chuckle, so thanks.
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:41 pm Post subject: Re: Bowel Movements |
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You arent making the "golden" years seem very appealing.
Thanks........
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PaulS Super Member
Joined: Feb 18, 2006 Posts: 4330 Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:01 pm Post subject: Re: Bowel Movements |
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Hey! gettin' old ain't for pansies!
You gotta be tough!
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9256 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:16 pm Post subject: Re: Bowel Movements |
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shhhhh I get older tomorrow
plurry good laugh all the same.
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2014 7:34 am Post subject: Re: Bowel Movements |
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Like Paul said only a bit different. "Old age is for the brave"...
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lesterg3 Super Member
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:40 am Post subject: Re: Bowel Movements |
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When all you youngsters think of old men, particularly the old farts that frequent HNut. Think of Walt Kowalski.
If we are indeed having bowel issues and we are not getting as much as we want in the sack, do you think that is someone who might not have the patience to listen to a lot of your BS.
There is a lot to be said for experience and deviousness, and if you think for a moment you know all the tricks, so did we when we were your age, but we kept learning. There are tricks you haven’t even thought of yet.
Just funnin’ ya. Have a great day. But, unless you want to become a steaming mass of human tissue on the floor don’t get between me and the bathroom.
_________________ "A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine. "--Thomas Jefferson
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. -- Thomas Jefferson
"Americans have the right and advantage of being armed - unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms."--James Madison
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson.
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