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A Friendly Honest Neighbour:!!!Jokes, funny stories and general humor
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1895ss Super Member
Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Posts: 2612 Location: Not Here...!!
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 5:11 pm Post subject: A Friendly Honest Neighbour:!!! |
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A man received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, more than you.
I'm not getting it at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
Bob, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn auto correct. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 6:40 pm Post subject: Re: A Friendly Honest Neighbour:!!! |
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Ther are times when it is better to just keep your mouth shut, than admit anything.
Auto correct, the geeks revenge on everyday people.
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PaulS Super Member
Joined: Feb 18, 2006 Posts: 4330 Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 6:52 pm Post subject: Re: A Friendly Honest Neighbour:!!! |
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The next day there was a new want ad in the dating section......
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