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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15701 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:14 am Post subject: Eight Words with two Meanings, plus some more |
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Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female. ..... Any part under a car's hood.
Male. .... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female. ... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male. ... Playing cricket or baseball without a box.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female. .... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male. .... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female. ... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male. ..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female. ... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male. ..... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female. ... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male. ..... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female. ..... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male. .... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND;
He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . .... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . .... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . .... We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . .... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said . .....They already have boyfriends.
She said. ....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . .... A widow.
He said . .... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . .... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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pete4d Super Member
Joined: Nov 27, 2011 Posts: 957 Location: Dixie , Alabama , & Louisiana
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Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:47 am Post subject: Re: Eight Words with two Meanings, plus some more |
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_________________ "march to the sound of the guns and shoot everyone not dressed like you"--D I 1968
When the SHTF I'm gonna hunker down until all those idiots kill each other. up-date
The secret to enjoying life is to never take it too seriously, as you will never make it out alive!
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TRBLSHTR Super Member
Joined: Mar 23, 2007 Posts: 1071 Location: Lower 48's-left coast(near portlandia)
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:55 pm Post subject: Re: Eight Words with two Meanings, plus some more |
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Who's side are you on?
Or are you trying to come down off the ladder?
_________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:34 pm Post subject: Re: Eight Words with two Meanings, plus some more |
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His wife was lookin over his shoulder.....
I'm keepin score though.
gotta hone
my switch
gettin knife
Suz
_________________ May the moon keep you centered,
May the sun keep you dancing,
And the stars shed light on your dreams. |
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6396 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:36 pm Post subject: Re: Eight Words with two Meanings, plus some more |
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_________________ A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
Do - Not try!
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pete4d Super Member
Joined: Nov 27, 2011 Posts: 957 Location: Dixie , Alabama , & Louisiana
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Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 7:52 pm Post subject: Re: Eight Words with two Meanings, plus some more |
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Suzanne wrote: |
His wife was lookin over his shoulder.....
I'm keepin score though.
gotta hone
my switch
gettin knife
Suz |
_________________ "march to the sound of the guns and shoot everyone not dressed like you"--D I 1968
When the SHTF I'm gonna hunker down until all those idiots kill each other. up-date
The secret to enjoying life is to never take it too seriously, as you will never make it out alive!
I'm on the watch list are you ? |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:31 pm Post subject: Re: Eight Words with two Meanings, plus some more |
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I do like the last one!!!
_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers! |
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