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Eight Words with two Meanings, plus some more
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Vince
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:14 am    Post subject: Eight Words with two Meanings, plus some more Reply with quote

Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female. ..... Any part under a car's hood.
Male. .... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female. ... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male. ... Playing cricket or baseball without a box.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female. .... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male. .... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female. ... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male. ..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female. ... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male. ..... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female. ... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male. ..... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female. ..... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male. .... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

AND;

He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . .... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . .... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . .... We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . .... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said . .....They already have boyfriends.

She said. ....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . .... A widow.

He said . .... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . .... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:47 am    Post subject: Re: Eight Words with two Meanings, plus some more Reply with quote

,,,,,, Cheers Party Cheers

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 12:28 pm    Post subject: Re: Eight Words with two Meanings, plus some more Reply with quote

Very Happy Spot on-Vince!

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Eight Words with two Meanings, plus some more Reply with quote

Who's side are you on?
Or are you trying to come down off the ladder?

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Eight Words with two Meanings, plus some more Reply with quote

His wife was lookin over his shoulder.....
I'm keepin score though.




gotta hone
my switch
gettin knife
Suz

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Eight Words with two Meanings, plus some more Reply with quote

Haha

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 7:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Eight Words with two Meanings, plus some more Reply with quote

Suzanne wrote:
His wife was lookin over his shoulder.....
I'm keepin score though.




gotta hone
my switch
gettin knife
Suz
Cheers Love Cheers

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When the SHTF I'm gonna hunker down until all those idiots kill each other. up-date

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I'm on the watch list are you ?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Eight Words with two Meanings, plus some more Reply with quote

I do like the last one!!!

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