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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15718 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 1:45 am Post subject: Captain Jack's |
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A group of 15 year old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at the McDonald's next to Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because they only had six dollars among them,
they could ride their bikes and that cute girl in Social Studies, lives on the same street and they might see her.
Ten years later,the group of now 25 year old guys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was
agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the beer was cheap, the bar had freesnacks, the house band was good, there was no cover charge and there were lot of cute girls.
Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was decided
they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the booze was good, it was near their gym and, if
they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.
Ten years later, at 45, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed theywould meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the martinis were big and the waitresses wore tight pants.
Ten years later, now 55, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at
Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the prices were reasonable, they have a nice wine list and fish is good for your cholesterol.
Ten years later, at 65 years of age,the group discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the lighting was good and they have an early bird special.
Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at
Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped accessible.
Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at
Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because they had never been there before.
_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:04 am Post subject: Re: Captain Jack's |
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Will Bushy be there?
_________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15718 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:24 am Post subject: Re: Captain Jack's |
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dhc4ever wrote: |
Will Bushy be there? |
_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:48 am Post subject: Re: Captain Jack's |
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@#$%^&*!!!
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LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Aloysius Super Member
Joined: Nov 03, 2009 Posts: 2440 Location: B., Belgium
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Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:28 pm Post subject: Re: Captain Jack's |
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Bushmaster wrote: |
@#$%^&*!!! |
is this the real Bushmaster or a chinese copy... ?
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PaulS Super Member
Joined: Feb 18, 2006 Posts: 4330 Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State
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Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:57 pm Post subject: Re: Captain Jack's |
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Hey Bushy, lets go out to the south 40 and plug some digger holes!
That'll get your mind off the old codgers here.
_________________ Paul
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6398 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:16 pm Post subject: Re: Captain Jack's |
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Geriatrics!
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Do - Not try!
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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2650 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 9:43 am Post subject: Re: Captain Jack's |
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Who are you guts ??????
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 11:55 am Post subject: Re: Captain Jack's |
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guts?
Suz
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Tremblay Super Member
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Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 12:31 pm Post subject: Re: Captain Jack's |
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OOOPPSY----- GUYS ---- A WONDERING FINGER IS TO BLAME I THINK
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9256 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 1:01 pm Post subject: Re: Captain Jack's |
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a wandering finger can get a man in a whole heap of trouble.
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 2:00 pm Post subject: Re: Captain Jack's |
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Too true Elvis, too true
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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2650 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:14 pm Post subject: Re: Captain Jack's |
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It has happened
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