I'm in of need advice,,,help

pete4d · Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:44 am Post subject: I'm in of need advice,,,help

> A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts
> on their cell phones.
> The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send
> her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a
> friend. She texted:
>
> If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
> If you are laughing, send me your smile.
> If you are eating, send me a bite.
> If you are drinking, send me a sip.
> If you are crying, send me your tears.
> I love you.
>
> The husband , being a no-nonsense sort of guy,
> texted back:
>
> I'm on the toilet. Please advise.
>
>

Vince · Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:04 pm Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help

Elvis · Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:14 pm Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help

dhc4ever · Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:18 am Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help

My wife nearly sprayed tea out of her nose when I read this to her.
Said it sounded like me.......

mohsinj677 · Rookie Member Joined: Jul 26, 2013 Posts: 1

This post is so great and NIce Embarassed

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
> If you are laughing, send me your smile.
> If you are eating, send me a bite.
> If you are drinking, send me a sip.
> If you are crying, send me your tears.
> I love you. Crying or Very sad

Bushmaster · Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 6:43 am Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help

Oh? Hey great!

Now back to the punch line...

Suzanne · Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:02 am Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help

Sit tight Bushy I'm on the toilet......

can I send you a bite?
send you my tears?
send me some paper!

Bushmaster · Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:12 am Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help

Zig-Zag?

Vince · Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:11 pm Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help

...a bidet maybe?

tikkat3 · Super Member Joined: Jul 30, 2006 Posts: 800

No mater who you are or who you are with the conversation will always turn to .....

Suzanne · Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 6:56 am Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help

Yeah wait'll they hit mano-pause....so....Tikka what are you a monk?

Bushmaster · Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 7:02 am Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help

Hummm...That rhymes with "g'day"...

Mano-pause? Men don't suffer from "mano-pause". Only women do...And THEY make men suffer for it. Evil Devil

Ominivision1 · Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 7:37 am Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help

Bushmaster wrote:

Mano-pause? Men don't suffer from "mano-pause". Only women do...And THEY make men suffer for it. Evil Devil

Ain't that the truth!!! Now where is that ladder? Hiding

Aloysius · Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 10:38 am Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help

I think she meant the pano-mause...

Suzanne · Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 8:53 pm Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help

I don't know where to go from here....g'day bidet....I think I'll market that.
Pano-mause...sounds Germanic....maybe this is it just a guess....