Politicians

Vince · Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:52 pm Post subject: Politicians

Some of these are very insightful...

We hang petty thieves and appoint the great thieves to public office.

~Aesop, Greek slave & fable author

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

~Plato, ancient Greek Philosopher

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

~Nikita Khrushchev, Russian Soviet politician

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm
beginning to believe it.

~Quoted in 'Clarence Darrow for the Defense' by Irving Stone.

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go
out and buy some more tunnel.

~John Quinton, American actor/writer

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds
from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

~Oscar Ameringer, "the Mark Twain of American Socialism."

I offered my opponents a deal: "if they stop telling lies about me, I will
stop telling the truth about them".

~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952..

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

~Texas Guinan. 19th century American businessman

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be
left to the politicians.

~Charles de Gaulle, French general & politician

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to
change the locks.

~Doug Larson (English middle-distance runner who won gold medals at the 1924 Olympic Games in Paris, 1902-1981)

I am reminded of a joke: What happens if a politician drowns in a river? That is pollution.
What happens if all of them drown? That is solution!!!

(I don't know who said this, lol)

Politicians are like nappies...They should be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Elvis · Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:06 am Post subject: Re: Politicians

bald polititions should be named mudguard.
smooth and shiney on top and full of crap underneath.

pete4d · Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:55 pm Post subject: Re: Politicians

found this picture of our politicians here in the states.

PaulS · Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 5:56 pm Post subject: Re: Politicians

That picture is pure drivel, there should be another of each party tying his hands and another picking his pockets while a fourth hands him a couple of dollars and a free phone.

gelandangan · Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 6:36 pm Post subject: Re: Politicians

LOL