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What do you call.....
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:26 am    Post subject: What do you call..... Reply with quote

OK...I'll open the door...

Q. What do you call a cow with three legs ?

A. Lean beef.

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?

A. Ground beef.




wtf They get better - I'm told.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:39 am    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

you win.........

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:03 am    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:22 pm    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

groan...

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:49 pm    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

Speaking of beef:

My doctor told me I had to watch my diet....



....so I went to the horse races.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:33 pm    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

a deer with no eyes???
no EYEDEER/idea
a deer with no eyes and no legs????
still no eyedeer/idea.....

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:46 pm    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

WOO HOO...it's started... Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:16 am    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

Oh Good Grief...

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:51 am    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

What do you call a swimmer who has no arms or legs?

Bob.



What do you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him for a Sunday afternoon drag.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:54 am    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

Let's go for coffee Bushy, this is gonna take a while..... Faint

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:31 am    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Call him whatever you want, he won't come anyway!

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:32 am    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

What do you call a sinking cruise ship stuffed with 4,000 lawyers?

A good start!

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:12 am    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

2 guys walk into a bar......

























you would have thought one of them would have saw it.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:12 am    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

Is that Frank and Patty I see on the BBQ ??? Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:28 pm    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

I'm with you Suz...Your place or mine?

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