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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:55 am    Post subject: Winter Classes for Women Reply with quote

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Friday, February 1th, 2013

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust A Thermostat
Step by Step Guide, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, Or
Bitching About It For 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion And Support Groups Are Available.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past Marks & Spencer Without Stopping?--
Group Debate,Help Line Support And Support Groups.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase--Pictures
Slide Show and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Tongs--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials (And Be Quiet During the Programme.)
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch -They Make Medicine for PMT - and How To Use It!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Free Help Line Support And Support Groups Are Available.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without An Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations, location:- To Comply with Current Health And Safety
Regulations This Will Be Held At Your Local Banger Racing Track.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live -
How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through The Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location:- To Comply with Current Health And
Safety Regulations
This Will Also Be Held At Your Local Banger Racing Track.

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Group Debate, Support Groups And Free 24 Hour 0800 Emergency Help Line Support
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 Hours Beginning At 7:00 PM.

Upon Completion Of ANY Of The Above Courses, Diplomas Will Be Issued To
ALL The Survivors.

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Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............
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Vince
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:09 am    Post subject: Re: Winter Classes for Women Reply with quote

Hey Pete...there's room on the ice over here with me mate...but be careful...it's a bit thin mate. Laughing Laughing

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Donut Slayer
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Location: Pensacola, Florida

PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Winter Classes for Women Reply with quote

ROTFL, can we start them classes over here in the US??

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1895ss
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Winter Classes for Women Reply with quote

Good one dhc4ever ... here in Canada as well... ! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing ROFL ROFL

Vince wrote:
Hey Pete...there's room on the ice over here with me mate...but be careful...it's a bit thin mate. Laughing Laughing

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Elvis
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Winter Classes for Women Reply with quote

nope Im not even going to comment... the dogbox is too small for both the dog and I.

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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Winter Classes for Women Reply with quote

Shown SWMBO, she pointed out that enrolment date has passed. Sad

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tikkat3
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Winter Classes for Women Reply with quote

Great stuff, I show the wife these type of posts.
I have fixed No2 in my home and I am the one that asks her to 'put the lid down'

As you all know women are basically very lazy, with no idea of how things actually work around the house. [car and enviroment in general]

1. After men use the toilet they often leave the seat and lid raised. This is becase they will probably use it again before the other half does.
2. If you put the seat and lid down they will still complain that they have to lift the lid up. But they will always leave the lid up.
3. After you give them a bit of their own back, ie; constantly nagging them to put the 'lid down' you find they give up and in no time you will be able to leave both the seat and lid up. Rather than as they request to just have the seat down.

Hope this helps around your house.
The education of some woman can be tiresome and boring, but overall they can be trained well to do the things you want.

Good luck with it.
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Elvis
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Winter Classes for Women Reply with quote

good one Tiks I will give that a try.

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