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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1034 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 5:10 am Post subject: Sex at seventy. |
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I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can
have sex at 70.
I'm so happy, because I live at number 72. So it's not too far to
walk home afterwards. And I don't have to cross the road.
Life is good!!!
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Nice try = You Suck spelled different.
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 8:25 am Post subject: Re: Sex at seventy. |
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My address is way way down the road from there.....wonder how long I have to wait. I usually cheat anyway.
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11389 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 9:23 am Post subject: Re: Sex at seventy. |
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uuurrpp...Caugh...Choke...Caugh...
What did you just say Suz??
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6396 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:12 pm Post subject: Re: Sex at seventy. |
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_________________ A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
Do - Not try!
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 3:59 pm Post subject: Re: Sex at seventy. |
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Suz,
Your'e killing me :0
I'm at 11 so it looks like I have a bit of a walk..........
_________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 4:36 pm Post subject: Re: Sex at seventy. |
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What? Well I'm not walkin anywhere....
You thought I was a good girl?
Oh I'm good alright.
I could tell you some stories.
Or I could tell you the truth.
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 5:40 pm Post subject: Re: Sex at seventy. |
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good girls are in bed by 10 and home by 12....
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6396 Location: Sydney Australia
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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1034 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 6:25 am Post subject: Re: Sex at seventy. |
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Suz, I'm shocked!
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Stercus Accidit = Sh*t Happens in Latin.
Nice try = You Suck spelled different.
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6396 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 2:29 pm Post subject: Re: Sex at seventy. |
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can I watch?
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11389 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 2:37 pm Post subject: Re: Sex at seventy. |
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Sick-o...
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10spotterminator Member
Joined: Aug 27, 2008 Posts: 167 Location: Redmond, Oregon
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shrpshtrjoe Super Red Neck Member
Joined: Jan 26, 2005 Posts: 2965 Location: Maryland
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 4:43 pm Post subject: Re: Sex at seventy. |
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gelandangan wrote: |
can I watch? |
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Aloysius Super Member
Joined: Nov 03, 2009 Posts: 2437 Location: B., Belgium
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 2:32 am Post subject: Re: Sex at seventy. |
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If his missus reads this it will be a eye closer........
_________________ Pete
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