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Sex at seventy.
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RePete
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 5:10 am    Post subject: Sex at seventy. Reply with quote

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can
have sex at 70.

I'm so happy, because I live at number 72. So it's not too far to
walk home afterwards. And I don't have to cross the road.

Life is good!!!

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 8:25 am    Post subject: Re: Sex at seventy. Reply with quote

My address is way way down the road from there.....wonder how long I have to wait. I usually cheat anyway.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 9:23 am    Post subject: Re: Sex at seventy. Reply with quote

uuurrpp...Caugh...Choke...Caugh...

What did you just say Suz??

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Sex at seventy. Reply with quote

Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 3:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Sex at seventy. Reply with quote

Suz,
Your'e killing me :0

I'm at 11 so it looks like I have a bit of a walk..........

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 4:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Sex at seventy. Reply with quote

What? Well I'm not walkin anywhere....
You thought I was a good girl?
Oh I'm good alright.
I could tell you some stories.
Or I could tell you the truth.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 5:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Sex at seventy. Reply with quote

good girls are in bed by 10 and home by 12....

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 3:33 am    Post subject: Re: Sex at seventy. Reply with quote

Very Happy Speechless..

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 6:25 am    Post subject: Re: Sex at seventy. Reply with quote

Suz, I'm shocked!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 2:29 pm    Post subject: Re: Sex at seventy. Reply with quote

can I watch?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 2:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Sex at seventy. Reply with quote

Sick-o...

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 2:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Sex at seventy. Reply with quote

GOOD girls go to heaven,,, BAD girls go EVERYWHERE Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 4:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Sex at seventy. Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
can I watch?

ROFL

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 2:08 am    Post subject: Re: Sex at seventy. Reply with quote

shrpshtrjoe wrote:
gelandangan wrote:
can I watch?

ROFL


I think Geland needs an "eye-opener"...

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 2:32 am    Post subject: Re: Sex at seventy. Reply with quote

If his missus reads this it will be a eye closer........

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