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Living long
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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:12 pm    Post subject: Living long Reply with quote

RETIRED HEALTH MESSAGE ---- As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney. It's the tortoise lifefor me! 1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. 2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat. 3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years. 4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years. And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so. I'm retired. Go around me

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Living long Reply with quote

very good thankyou for shareing that, now where is that beer!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:35 am    Post subject: Re: Living long Reply with quote

I have a little different view, Tremblay. I only have 30 years left (that would make me 100). So get the hell out of my way. I have lots to do before I go to my maker and you're in my way.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Living long Reply with quote

Very Happy
you OLD farts can fight it out, us young uns have much better things to do..
like watching tv and drink beer, or eat (that's Stoves)

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Living long Reply with quote

I have 31 years left to a 100 and it seams to be coming fast

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Living long Reply with quote

It seems the older you get the faster time flies and the harder it is to keep up. Not fair...

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 7:16 am    Post subject: Re: Living long Reply with quote

Harder to keep what up.......O I get it...sorry

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 7:59 am    Post subject: Re: Living long Reply with quote

Suzanne wrote:
Harder to keep what up.......O I get it...sorry

you were already turning something to hang it in? Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 8:47 am    Post subject: Re: Living long Reply with quote

That's your job Suz...So keep it up....

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Living long Reply with quote

I'm glad I can be of some assistance Bushster.
Aloys is thinkin I need to preserve the moment by hanging it in something wooden.....very interesting concept, must be getting lonely and cold in Belgium. No sheep?

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Living long Reply with quote

Suzanne wrote:
I'm glad I can be of some assistance Bushster.
Aloys is thinkin I need to preserve the moment by hanging it in something wooden.....very interesting concept, must be getting lonely and cold in Belgium. No sheep?

Ouch.
The ladders at Vince's place aloys, he'll make room Confused

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