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A Bit of Political Humor
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:04 pm    Post subject: A Bit of Political Humor Reply with quote

Five surgeons are discussing the easiest types of people to operate on.
The first says: “I like to cut open accountants. Everything’s numbered.”
The second says: “Electricians. Everything’s color-coded.”
The third says: “Librarians. It’s all in alphabetical order.”
The fourth says: “Construction workers. If you finish up with a few parts left over, they understand.”
The fifth one says: “You’re all wrong; it’s Congressmen. No guts, no balls, no heart, no brain, and no spine. And the a**hole and the head are interchangeable.”

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:35 pm    Post subject: Re: A Bit of Political Humor Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:38 pm    Post subject: Re: A Bit of Political Humor Reply with quote

Thats a good one Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:00 am    Post subject: Re: A Bit of Political Humor Reply with quote

very good just as well Id put my beer down first...

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