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yotebuster
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 5:03 am    Post subject: Retirement Reply with quote

RETIREMENT

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you
would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 7:17 am    Post subject: Re: Retirement Reply with quote

ROFL

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:41 am    Post subject: Re: Retirement Reply with quote

The only problem I see with that retirement plan is that a person would also grow around the middle, but other then that it looks OK...... ROFL ROFL

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:48 am    Post subject: Re: Retirement Reply with quote

X 2

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:43 am    Post subject: Re: Retirement Reply with quote

ROFL

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 5:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Retirement Reply with quote

I'm with you YB......wonder if that will work with Scotch bottles? Hm, best look into that.

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