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Distinction between Guts and Balls
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 4:37 pm    Post subject: Distinction between Guts and Balls Reply with quote

To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, You're next, Chubby.

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 4:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Distinction between Guts and Balls Reply with quote

bawahahahahahaha thats hillarious. Wife didnt think it was funny. She dosent have a sense of humor.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 4:28 am    Post subject: Re: Distinction between Guts and Balls Reply with quote

Betty White had something similar to say about this. I will have to see if it is on you tube.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 10:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Distinction between Guts and Balls Reply with quote

So basically if you have guts you say stupid things and if you have balls you lose them?

In either of those cases my wife would just say, "I hope you got what you wanted." and then take my house, cars, guns and tell me that she got what she wanted too........

She actually does say things like, "whatever you want dear." It translates to something like - just remember I own at least half of everything.
We joke about the little "red-haired" girl down the street but only because there isn't one. Besides, I love and respect her too much to treat her like anything but a queen.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:30 am    Post subject: Re: Distinction between Guts and Balls Reply with quote

I keep my "wives" in a safe.

No one can touch them, look at them, distract or defile them.

It's better that way.
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