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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:48 pm    Post subject: True or False Reply with quote

Can you guess which of the following
are true and which are false?

1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking
you up in the morning.

2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.

3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2
teeth every 10 years.

4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's
from being indoors a lot more.

5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop,
even your heart!

6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.

7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog
bites every minute.

8. Babies are born without kneecaps They don't
appear until they are 2-6 years old.

9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5
years waiting in lines.

10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

11. The average housefly lives for one month.

12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than
any other time of day.

16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.

17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head
in the sand is to search for water.

18. The only two animals that can see behind
themselves without turning
their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.

19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in
"An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie."

20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the
South Carolina State anthem.

21. In most television commercials advertising
milk, a mixture of white
paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.

22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel
on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.

23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in
1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.

24. Most hospitals make money by selling the
umbilical cords cut from women who give birth.
They are used in vein transplant surgery.

25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana.
They were 7th cousins.

26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.

See answers below






They are all true....Now go back and think about #16

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:01 am    Post subject: Re: True or False Reply with quote

I've got to disagree with the "truth" to one.

2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.

It might have seemed "invisible" but unless he was born in some sort of test tube he'd have a belly button of some sort because of the embilical cord was attached at one point and thats what causes you to have a belly button later on Wink Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 5:14 pm    Post subject: Re: True or False Reply with quote

Whats wrong with eating a spider?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:43 pm    Post subject: Re: True or False Reply with quote

Belly buttons? Spiders? I'm more concerned about Apples waking you up faster then coffee...I rather doubt it, unless you are refering to the noise that an apple eater makes...He better hope that I have had my morning coffee if he wants to live to the third bite....!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:53 pm    Post subject: Re: True or False Reply with quote

I'm not sure if we should be feeling sorry for those 40,000 Americans injured by toilets either. Shocked Shocked Very Happy ROFL

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:12 am    Post subject: Re: True or False Reply with quote

Yes...What are they doing with those toilets???

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:06 am    Post subject: Re: True or False Reply with quote

Maybe it's the lid falling................. Embarassed

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:09 pm    Post subject: Re: True or False Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Yes...What are they doing with those toilets???

Sorta reminds me of the old joke about Ma and Pa.

Ma says to Pa "Pa, come have a look at the inside of the toilet...there's somethin' broke on it"

Pa, looks inside and says "I can't see anything wrong"

Ma says "Stick you head in a bit further"

Pa does so and says "I still can't see anything wrong"

Ma says, "Stick it in a little further fer goodness sake"

Pa does so, pulls his head out and yelps "OUCH..AW Hell" as he catches his beard in a split in the seat. wtf

Ma says "See, hurts, don't it" "Can you fix it for me" Shocked

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