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Vince
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:19 am    Post subject: Want a Wife? Reply with quote

Saw this on Facebook...what a laugh. I can think of much better things to do with that sort of money. Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:42 am    Post subject: Re: Want a Wife? Reply with quote

A couple of questions:

1. What was the date of the ad?

2. Would your wife's mother also be a virgin?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:43 am    Post subject: Re: Want a Wife? Reply with quote

Got any maids? I need a maid....cheap. Freekin insane how they value humans in some countries.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:17 am    Post subject: Re: Want a Wife? Reply with quote

Grumps...no idea of the date of the advert...what you see is what I got mate.

Suz...helluva price to pay for a maid mate, but you are totally correct...human life, especially women, has very little value in some countries.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:43 am    Post subject: Re: Want a Wife? Reply with quote

Being a chauvinist male myself, Suz...Yup... Hiding

I guess it's off to the wood shed for me... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 3:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Want a Wife? Reply with quote

$6000 US is not that bad really......
Im darn sure the initial outlay will be absolute peanuts compared to what most of us spend on keeping the wives we have happy!!!!
look out Bushy make room in the wood shed!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Want a Wife? Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
$6000 US is not that bad really......
Im darn sure the initial outlay will be absolute peanuts compared to what most of us spend on keeping the wives we have happy!!!!
look out Bushy make room in the wood shed!!!

Ever get rid of one ? divorce is expensive ,It helps that my lawyer gives me a discount , Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Want a Wife? Reply with quote

LOL pete. I am on number three. Same for houses. My lawyer named his summer home after me LOL.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Want a Wife? Reply with quote

bugger that!!!
I will stick with the one Ive got thank you very much.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Want a Wife? Reply with quote

have had mine for 54 years, ain't looking for any more.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:08 am    Post subject: Re: Want a Wife? Reply with quote

diesel wrote:
have had mine for 54 years, ain't looking for any more.

You got that right, they're to bloody hard to train.
I've almost got #3 right where she wants me Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:26 am    Post subject: Re: Want a Wife? Reply with quote

so your avitar is the thumbprint from your forhead aye Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 2:02 am    Post subject: Re: Want a Wife? Reply with quote

My first was the worst life decision ever made
The second was the best [so far]
But its only been going for 28 years
So I'll have to wait and see how this one turns out
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:18 am    Post subject: Re: Want a Wife? Reply with quote

Strange that nobody is mentioning the price of a sheep...
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:27 am    Post subject: Re: Want a Wife? Reply with quote

Aloysius wrote:
Strange that nobody is mentioning the price of a sheep...

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

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