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Michael and Gary got married in California .
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:22 am    Post subject: Michael and Gary got married in California . Reply with quote

They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to Michael's Mom and Dad's house in Corner Brook for their first married night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Michael's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Michael and Gary are up yet.
She replies, 'No'.
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.'

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Michael and Gary up
yet?'
She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school '

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
'Are Michael and Gary up yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.'


He says: 'Last night Michael came to my room for the Vaseline and I think....I gave him my airplane glue.'

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:55 am    Post subject: Re: Michael and Gary got married in California . Reply with quote

Yuck Faint Popcorn

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:28 am    Post subject: Re: Michael and Gary got married in California . Reply with quote

same as ^ but with a ROTFL.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:33 am    Post subject: Re: Michael and Gary got married in California . Reply with quote

Omni...Pass me some of that popcorn...

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Michael and Gary got married in California . Reply with quote

BWAHAHAHAHA

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:29 pm    Post subject: Re: Michael and Gary got married in California . Reply with quote

now thats a sticky situation for sure!!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:46 am    Post subject: Re: Michael and Gary got married in California . Reply with quote

Should'a given them Supa Glue...now that would fix their "little red wagon".

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Michael and Gary got married in California . Reply with quote

As the little slant eyed gals use to say " love you long time" , Evil Devil

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Michael and Gary got married in California . Reply with quote

I thought that was "I rove you. Buy me drink."

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Michael and Gary got married in California . Reply with quote

You want what??? wtf OOOO John...you number 10.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Michael and Gary got married in California . Reply with quote

I'd be afraid that I WAS the tenth one

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