Cunning stunts

dhc4ever · Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:24 am Post subject: Cunning stunts

A chemist walks back into his shop after a short break and sees a man leaning against the wall.

"What's wrong with him?" he asks his assistant

"He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives" replied the assistant.

"You f----kn idiot" exclaims the chemist, "you can't treat a cough with laxatives"

"Of course you can" replies the assistant, "look at him, he's too f---kn scared to cough"

Ominivision1 · Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:52 am Post subject: Re: Cunning stunts

Elvis · Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:34 pm Post subject: Re: Cunning stunts

having worked in herringbone dairy sheds that is obscenely funny!!!!

Vince · Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:56 am Post subject: Re: Cunning stunts

Now ain't that the truth Elvis.

Spent many a day working with my ex son in law in a 30 a side Herringbone with cows that have been feeding on kikuyu...and of course you are working from a pit. Not exactly the best place to be after a night on the "turps".

Funniest thing I ever saw was my little grandson trying to find the "dangly bits" on one bovine Confused

...it was a bull wtf

and of course the "udder" he was holding was not real big, but they was heavy. Cool

The bull pushed in because he wanted some of the molasses laced grain in the feed trough. Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

pete4d · Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:55 pm Post subject: Re: Cunning stunts

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The bull pushed in because he wanted some of the molasses laced grain in the feed trough.

first time i've heard it called that Wink

Vince · Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:32 pm Post subject: Re: Cunning stunts

pete4d wrote:

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The bull pushed in because he wanted some of the molasses laced grain in the feed trough.

first time i've heard it called that Wink

The feed trough for the cattle being milked is an automatic feed with a mix of grain and molasses. The cattle love it and it keeps them nice and calm. Can be a bit of a bugger to get them out of the dairy when they are finished milking though...they don't want to leave.

Cheers, Vince

pete4d · Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:26 am Post subject: Re: Cunning stunts

Vince wrote:

pete4d wrote:

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The bull pushed in because he wanted some of the molasses laced grain in the feed trough.

first time i've heard it called that Wink

The feed trough for the cattle being milked is an automatic feed with a mix of grain and molasses. The cattle love it and it keeps them nice and calm. Can be a bit of a bugger to get them out of the dairy when they are finished milking though...they don't want to leave.

Cheers, Vince

Vince I'm a farmer,, you didn't catch the play on words,,, some call it shuck,n corn down south