Choosing the right car

smithd12 · Rookie Member Joined: May 07, 2012 Posts: 3

Suzanne wrote:

First one is never never submit car adverts to a gun forum.
Second find a car that runs without fuel.
Third find a car that says "I'm not a target for police radar"
Forth and last, when you sit in a car to try it out after stepping in a
smelly dog dropping, see if it still stinks after you rub it into the carpet.

But if you really want to play into the hands of the dealer, dress the part. Put on that undersized bra and push them babies up to the sky. Tight stretchy red pants and spiked heals always work well too. Pachouli oil may attract some attention, but at a car dealership it attracts all the attention, use liberal amounts. Choose the dealer that looks most like Joe Biden or a carnival hawker on a two day drunk and you've got it made.

Thanks Bot
Suz

you are right thought but iam not a spam bot..okay

smithd12 · Rookie Member Joined: May 07, 2012 Posts: 3

All of Guys are bastards....joking with me..am not a spammer..okay..foolish man....

Bx-virus.. Very Happy

Vince · Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:26 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

Good stuff Smithy. Welcome aboard mate, and thanks for allowing us to build on your post. Very Happy

Grab a beer, pull up a stump and lets talk firearms and hunting...and vehicles that are suitable for hunting.

Cheers, Vince

gelandangan · Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 2:43 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

Vince · Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 2:24 am Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

smithd12 wrote:

All of Guys are bastards....joking with me..am not a spammer..okay..foolish man....

Bx-virus.. Very Happy

Hmmm....I am seriously wondering what Bx-virus actually means?

Cheers, Vince

Ominivision1 · Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 7:31 am Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

Vince wrote:

Hmmm....I am seriously wondering what Bx-virus actually means?

Cheers, Vince

Not a good way to start in a hunting forum by mentioning virus's and worms. Have a look HERE for the explanation.

Suzanne · Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 8:16 am Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

Glad I'm not a guy....so did we get a virus? Sheesh!!

DallanC · Site Admin Joined: Jan 18, 2005 Posts: 3572 Location: Utah

This is the strangest thread ever... it should be locked / deleted and the bot kicked to the curb but any discussion with push-up bra's in it cant be all bad. I am conflicted!

-DallanC

Aloysius · Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 1:36 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

Maybe you could transfer this thread to the joke section?
Not that I suggest one should laugh with Suz's push-ups...

Vince · Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 9:41 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

Well...I suppose that if we didn't get infected with a worm or virus, I can't see that it is a problem...and as Dallan says...push up bras are a saving grace. Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

Eremius · Member Joined: Dec 04, 2011 Posts: 92 Location: Owosso, MI

DallanC wrote:

This is the strangest thread ever...

That's a pretty bold statement

Fireman_DJ · Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 8:23 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

You know Suz, I tried your advice yesterday morning. I got dressed up with a real nice push up bra, shirt, the works.

It didn't work. Sure everyone was looking at me, they couldn't help but stare at my good looks. But the car salesman said there was no way he could give me a discount. He said if I was a chick then maybe, but he just didn't go for guys in bras!

So, you advice SUCKS!!!

Btw, I don't know what you girls keep complaining about, this thing is very comfortable. The support I've needed for a long time!

Ominivision1 · Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 8:50 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

Fireman_DJ wrote:

You know Suz, I tried your advice yesterday morning. I got dressed up with a real nice push up bra, shirt, the works.

It didn't work. Sure everyone was looking at me, they couldn't help but stare at my good looks. But the car salesman said there was no way he could give me a discount. He said if I was a chick then maybe, but he just didn't go for guys in bras!

So, you advice SUCKS!!!

Btw, I don't know what you girls keep complaining about, this thing is very comfortable. The support I've needed for a long time!

I do not know what your problem is, but one thing I do know for sure is to NOT BASH another forum member.

Pumpkinslinger · Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 10:07 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

DJ, do you have pics to prove it? Wink

Vince · Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 1:30 am Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

OOOOO....DJ...that is not a nice mental picture mate. Yuck

I can see it now...DJ wandering down Commercial Rd Sth Yarra, all dolled up in a push up bra, with a whole host of happy little men mincing down the street after him. Now that is an even scarier mental picture. Very Happy

Cheers, Vince