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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:38 am    Post subject: Re: British humour Reply with quote

The Boers from South Africe also had a name for british settlers living in SA before the Boer war, can think what it was at the moment, but it was something like "salt dangley bit that blokes have but females dont", meant that the british settlers were divided between South Africa and England, with one foot on either landmass, and the dangley bit hanging in the salt water in between.

Hope you can understand the meaning, itty witty bit drunk at the moment Cheers

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:59 am    Post subject: Re: British humour Reply with quote

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:wtf: Why has everyone got it in for poor old camels, all of a sudden. Mad Very Happy

Yeah...I agree Camel...at least the camels in Australia are pure blood...not like the camels in the Middle East...inbred in more ways than one, which is why they are called "Ships of the Desert"...full of Arab sailors...or is that "seamen". Confused Wink Wink Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:12 am    Post subject: Re: British humour Reply with quote

Maybe the sheep are all worn out and the camels...............

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:14 am    Post subject: Re: British humour Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Maybe the sheep are all worn out and the camels...............
Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:32 am    Post subject: Re: British humour Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Maybe the sheep are all worn out and the camels...............

Could be, you've been known to be right before! The Wave

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:02 am    Post subject: Re: British humour Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:23 am    Post subject: Re: British humour Reply with quote

Gold mine Bushster! Be careful around a camel if you have a zipper, it's better to have buttons.


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:57 pm    Post subject: Re: British humour Reply with quote

I'm without internet access for three days & the thread goes all serious.:-D

I guess I'd better warn those west of Pomland that I'm currently a LOT closer & there's no water between me & them right now........ Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:52 pm    Post subject: Re: British humour Reply with quote

English Mike wrote:
I'm without internet access for three days & the thread goes all serious.:-D

I guess I'd better warn those west of Pomland that I'm currently a LOT closer & there's no water between me & them right now........ Razz

I am assuming that you have a hunt in the very near future Mike...good luck mate...let us know how you go.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:10 am    Post subject: Re: British humour Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
English Mike wrote:
I'm without internet access for three days & the thread goes all serious.:-D

I guess I'd better warn those west of Pomland that I'm currently a LOT closer & there's no water between me & them right now........ Razz

I am assuming that you have a hunt in the very near future Mike...good luck mate...let us know how you go.

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My friend's ranch in Oklahoma had the wildlife decimated by the drought, so I'm one state further west in New Mexico, visiting friends & decompressing from a somewhat tiring year.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:52 am    Post subject: Re: British humour Reply with quote

Fair enough Mike...maybe a little "hunting" with a camera would be in order mate...time spent in the bush is very relaxing.

Whichever way it goes mate...enjoy the break and relax.

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