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Ghost Member
Joined: Nov 20, 2011 Posts: 25 Location: European Forrest
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:51 pm Post subject: Sniper & Hunt jokes |
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Someone asked me: Don't you feel anything when ya shoot someone?
I said: Yes i do, mostly i feel the recoil !
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Ghost Member
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:13 pm Post subject: Re: Sniper & Hunt jokes |
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recoil therapy is good, eating what you shoot is even better.
_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers! |
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Ghost Member
Joined: Nov 20, 2011 Posts: 25 Location: European Forrest
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:50 pm Post subject: Re: Sniper & Hunt jokes |
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Citing Emily Holman's right to feel safe traversing vast open spaces, especially when within visual range of clock towers, parking structures, and tall buildings, a judge awarded the 28-year-old a 3,000-yard restraining order yesterday against her former boyfriend, retired Marine sniper Gordon Lee Blackwood.
"When we broke up he started calling me 10 times a day from his job," said Holman, who realized Blackwood's office building, which had an open, flat roof, was only 1,800 yards away. "He had me flinching every time I saw sunlight glinting off any surface within two and a half miles."
Blackwood would not comment on the judge's decision, saying only that he still loved Holman and was trying to understand the distance and crosswinds that separated them.
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:50 pm Post subject: Re: Sniper & Hunt jokes |
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thats abit harsh she could just leave town...
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:01 am Post subject: Re: Sniper & Hunt jokes |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11392 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 9:49 am Post subject: Re: Sniper & Hunt jokes |
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But what's all that have to do with the interesting "decoy"?
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Ghost Member
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Ghost Member
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 4:50 am Post subject: Re: Sniper & Hunt jokes |
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Donut Slayer Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2007 Posts: 594 Location: Pensacola, Florida
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 5:49 am Post subject: Re: Sniper & Hunt jokes |
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_________________ Browning X-Bolt in 30'06. The work for a pet load starts again. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. |
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Ghost Member
Joined: Nov 20, 2011 Posts: 25 Location: European Forrest
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Aloysius Super Member
Joined: Nov 03, 2009 Posts: 2440 Location: B., Belgium
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 12:00 pm Post subject: Re: Sniper & Hunt jokes |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11392 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 12:11 pm Post subject: Re: Sniper & Hunt jokes |
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Hell if I know Aloysius...My guess is we are working on Ghost's avitar.
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:19 pm Post subject: Re: Sniper & Hunt jokes |
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photo shop or not that is funny.
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11392 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:29 pm Post subject: Re: Sniper & Hunt jokes |
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He's hiding sometheng...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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