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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:57 am    Post subject: Information Reply with quote

What is the wise bird?

The owl.



What is the bird of love?

The Dove.



What is the bird of true love?



Wait for it.






























The swallow.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 3:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Information Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Jaw Drop Hiding

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Information Reply with quote

Jaw Drop Yuck Hiding Hiding

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:26 am    Post subject: Re: Information Reply with quote

I'm not even going to go there....

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:31 am    Post subject: Re: Information Reply with quote

But Bushy, isn't Missouri the show me state?

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:40 am    Post subject: Re: Information Reply with quote

This is true, Lester, but...That's one that doesn't need to be shown... Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:46 am    Post subject: Re: Information Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
I'm not even going to go there....

You're right not to go there because it's self explanitory, but Lester is right too.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:58 am    Post subject: Re: Information Reply with quote

Uh-huh...Just a bit...

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Information Reply with quote

As in "to spit or to swallow" yeah I know...they've done away with spit sinks in the dental office, (sort of a belly button shaped sink) but sometimes you have to wash your mouth out. I don't understand the love part, but if you're into a smooch afterwards ya better be prepared for that "dental" taste....... just sayin


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Information Reply with quote

Jaw Drop

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Information Reply with quote

Gulp. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:22 am    Post subject: Re: Information Reply with quote

Never thought of quite like that....

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 1:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Information Reply with quote

Thanks suz,
as if my phobia of dentists wasnt bad enough..........

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Information Reply with quote

Bushy, Elvis, did you try the smooch aftwards? Kinda telling isn't it? I know you've been

there, I can see it all over your face....or is that Embarassed ....nevermind...just some oil of cloves, can't cha just taste it?

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Information Reply with quote

This conversation is starting to remind me of Bette Midler and her Dentist Dr. Long John, and something about how far to tilt the chair.

wtf

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