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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:41 pm    Post subject: Windows Reply with quote

Replacement Windows


Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.

Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo,............just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year... that these windows would pay for themselves in a year,,, Helllooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him.. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.

He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Windows Reply with quote

hmmm I wonder if that would stand up in court.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Windows Reply with quote

Be a bit like "life time" warrenties.........

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