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Aussie Torism Map
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:49 pm    Post subject: Aussie Torism Map Reply with quote

Here is a map of Aussie showing a couple of the problems you might expect to encounter here as a tourist.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:32 am    Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map Reply with quote

Good one Vince.
Go and stand next to that Irish idiot that runs Qantas.
The tourism comminisioner is about to have a word with him, you may as well listen in and take notes. ;0

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:07 am    Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map Reply with quote

gee wizz that looks like a fun place .

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map Reply with quote

Where's the warning about drop bears - or is that what's meant by man eating koalas? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map Reply with quote

I want a shark with a frickin' laser.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:16 am    Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map Reply with quote

Great map Vince
What concerns me is the geographical placement of a few of those notices.
Everyone knows Danni Minogue comes from Melbourne
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:34 am    Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map Reply with quote

Yep...it is a real fun place Elvis...makes life interesting mate.

Yeah I know Tiks...but I think they sorta put stuff where it would fit.

Yep...man eatin' koalas is Drop Bears Mike.

TJ...them whit pointers down south are so fast they must have laser guidance systems mate.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:50 am    Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map Reply with quote

Um, don't forget them Yowies

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 3:16 am    Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map Reply with quote

SSSSHHHHHhhhhhhh.....they are supposed to be a secret Gelan.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:27 am    Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map Reply with quote

This is a great map for us commonwealthers! To the rest of the world you usually find the annotation of "Thar bee dragons!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:42 am    Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map Reply with quote

Awesome- no LIBERALS.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map Reply with quote

stovepipe wrote:
Awesome- no LIBERALS.
I did mentioned Yowies

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map Reply with quote

What the hey is a Yowie???
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 3:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map Reply with quote

stovepipe wrote:
What the hey is a Yowie???
chocolate egg for the kiddies with a treat inside wee plastic animal etc. Very Happy
just like a kinder suprise Very Happy
I have kiddies thats how I know.... honest Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map Reply with quote

stovepipe wrote:
What the hey is a Yowie???

Aussie yeti. Very Happy
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