If ever you get the urge to give one of our mates in NZ a ring, this list will help you understand what they are saying.
Some help speaking Kiwi:
Amejen - visualise
Beard - a place to sleep
Beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests
Beggage Chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the earport
Brudge - structure spanning a stream
Bug hut - popular recording
Bun button - been bitten by insect
Cuds - children
Cuttin - baby cat
Day old chuck - very young poultry
Duffy cult - not easy
Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline
Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym
Earplane - large flying machine
Ever cardeau - avocado
Fear hear - blonde
Fitter cheney - type of pasta
Fush - marine creatures
Guess - vapour
Iggs Ecktly - Precisely
Inner me - enemy
Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim
Jungle Bills - Christmas carol
Ken's - Cairns
Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman (Kerry Packer)
Kittle crusps - potato chips
Leather - foam produced from soap
Lift - departed
McKennock - person who fixes cars
Mere - Mayor
Mess Kara - eye makeup
Milburn - capital of Victoria (Melbourne)
Min - male of the species
Munce - usually served on toast (mince - ground beef or lamb)
Munner stroney - soup
Nin tin dough - computer game
One Doze - well known computer program
Peck - to fill a suitcase
Pigs - for hanging out washing with
Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects
Pits - domestic animals
Pug - large animal with a curly tail
Pump - to act as agent for prostitute
Sex - one less than sivven
Sivven Four Sivven - larger Boeing aircraft
Sivven Sucks Sivven - large Boeing aircraft
Sucks Peck - Half a dozen beers
Tin - one more than nine
Veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden
Cheers, Vince