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DOES my bum look big in these?????

that is the question from the ages...... and its a VERY brave man who will answer it
damned if you do...damned if you dont...damned if you tell truth and damned ...

yip two in harness pulling in same direction are much stronger than the idividual parts.

the nurse was chuckling at his melon sized twins....shame on her,cool spounge baths every ten minutes would be more appropriate...sure hope it has no lasting effects on his wedding tackle......maybe h ...

I hope he built the doxbox in extra large size....

that cat has class....

nuttier than a squirrel turd....must remember that one.

shikes I was almost tempted to try that...but seeing the outcome for that fella...maybe not.
perhaps better make her a cuppa tea while Im out in the kitchen fetching me own beer......
a real "cook m ...

yeah well...I try to listen.... sometimes it works other times all the waffle gets in the way and the autotune kicks in and muffles it all.

good on you Mate....

a slab over here was 24 cans on a cardboard tray....havent seen one for years,

unfortunately Paul the pilicktitions over here arent cleaver enough to work that out....either that or are too scared of it. which is more than likely.

shhhhh you cant say "use gun to defend yourself" over here......

good stuff Mate,pleased to hear you are buzzing around the globe enjoying your retirement........ 26 years is a great effort.Bec's has put up with me for 22 this friday gone.

99 cans of beer in the box
99 cans of beer
take one down pass it around
98 cans of beer in the box..........

looks like fun...as much as the checks maybe/are a right pain in the arse......if they stop some fruitloop or put one on the radar before the smelly stuff hits the whirly thing ,it would be worth whil ...