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"Vince The Magnificent"
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:52 pm    Post subject: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

I would like to introduce you lot to a friend of ours....
He is an Arapara Island ram who is only a wee fella at this time (maybe 6 months old) At this time his job is to grow bigger but next year he will have another job thus the name Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:51 pm    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

Very Happy
Yup, thats Vince..

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 11:03 pm    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

A stud ram...and a well named one at that. Make me proud young fella. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:19 am    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:42 am    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

Anyone for a sheep joke...??

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:27 am    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Anyone for a sheep joke...??


Vince sure shows potential...
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:58 am    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

You molest one sheep...... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 2:53 pm    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

English Mike wrote:
You molest one sheep...... Very Happy
wouldnt dream of it old chap Shocked
we have a flock of 18 which will soon be 20 their job is to eat grass ,produce lambs(thus the need for V.T.M.) eat more grass and get nice and fat. the weathers will eventually get the chop and end up in our freezer as will some of the ewes as they produce replacements.
they are grazing a reserve that has some very rare shrubs and grasses growing in it as it is one of the few lowland areas that have never seen a plow or discs. the council decided after much consulting of plant people/ twigs n twitters etc etc that some light grazing would/should help keep the introduced grasses down and give these other plants a chance. I was in the right place at the right time and was asked to provide the flock of sheep to do so.
and back to that foul suggestion Shocked
Vince will take over from the big black self shedding fella doing the biz now as the chief "sheep shagger" next year.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 3:09 pm    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

"Vince will take over from the big black fella doing th biz now as the chief 'sheep shagger'........" Does Vince's wife know about this?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:18 pm    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

Would be interesting to be a fly in the wall when he tried to explain this.. Very Happy Very Happy Haha

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:37 am    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

My namesake is gonna take over as head sheep shagger...way to go young'un...now you listen to Uncle Elvis when he gives you pointers and tips on how to win them girly sheeps over OK. Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:51 pm    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

Touche!

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:48 pm    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
:haha: Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha
.way to go young'un...now you listen to Uncle Elvis when he gives you pointers and tips on how to win them girly sheeps over OK. Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing

Very eloquent! Can't impart better wisdom than that.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:06 pm    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

Why do you know .. ANYTHING about how to win over ewes?
Nevermind Vince, I decided I really don't want to know. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:22 am    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

you fellas are a crack up.....

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