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Dimitri Super Member
Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5944
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:35 pm Post subject: Atheists Song |
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Click the link:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFWA1A9XFi8
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Christians have their hymns and pages,
Hava Nagila’s for the Jews,
Baptists have the rock of ages,
Atheists just sing the blues.
Romantics play Claire de Lune,
Born agains sing He is risen,
But no one ever wrote a tune,
For godless existentialism.
For Atheists,
There’s no good news,
They’ll never sing a song of faith.
For atheists,
They have a rule,
The “he” is always lowercase.
The “he” is always lowercase.
Some folks sing a Bach cantata,
Lutherans get Christmas trees,
Atheist songs add up to nada,
But they do have Sundays free.
Pentecostalists sing they sing to heaven,
Coptics have the books of scrolls,
Numerologists can count to seven,
Atheists have rock and roll.
For Atheists,
There’s no good news,
They’ll never sing a song of Faith.
In their songs,
They have a rule,
The “he” is always lowercase.
The “he” is always lowercase.
Catholics dress up for Mass,
And listen to, Gregorian chants.
Atheists just take a pass,
Watch football in their underpants.
Watch football in their underpants.
Atheists, Atheists, Atheists,
Don’t have no songs! |
Dimitri
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Dimitri Super Member
Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5944
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:19 am Post subject: Re: Atheists Song |
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28 views and no one will say anything?
Dimitri
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44marty Super Member
Joined: Mar 20, 2009 Posts: 775 Location: Cheshire, MA; USA
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:45 pm Post subject: Re: Atheists Song |
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Funny how that happens. I've been expecting comments on my crazy orange-haired avatar for weeks, but no bites yet.
OK - I love the blues. I must be an atheist. I DO believe in something supernatural, but I'm not quite sure what it is. The forces of good and evil? Nah - that's not the way to describe it - sounds too "Star Wars".
Anyway, I just try my best to be a "good person", or as the Jewish would say "Be a Mensch" Can't seem to agree with any of the organised religions as they are all too busy with bickering amongst each other and trying to prove they are the ONLY true religion. The one thing I can't stand for is bigotry.
On the other hand, most religions at least make an attempt to create "good people" of their followers.
Well - there you have a first comment. Be careful what you wish for.
Oh - the song? Not bad.
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Crackshot Super Member
Joined: Oct 23, 2005 Posts: 1693 Location: Mich
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 12:56 pm Post subject: Re: Atheists Song |
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With all the horors Ive seen. I'll believe in a God when he shows up on my front porch with lightning bolts shooting from his butt and say, "Here I am, believe in me or else".
Christianity and all the other religieons are just the latest in a long line of religieons to make us feel less alone in the universe. These are just the latest craze.
If there is a god out there, I firmly believe he HAS forgoten us, and when and IF he remembers us, he wont like what he finds, and from what everyone says, its gonna be in December 2012 ..........Yea right!
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