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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:45 am    Post subject: investing Reply with quote

Investment tips for 2007

Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but here goes:
Investment tips for 2007 For all of you with any money left, be

aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on

the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2007.

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush,

and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join

forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and

Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women

will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally ....

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBang Bang

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:12 pm    Post subject: Re: investing Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha

Good one Tracker. I like it.

Cheers, Vince

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