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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 2:58 pm    Post subject: Awesome medicare plan Reply with quote

Medicare Part G



You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home care available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years, or older, a gun (G) and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Congressmen.

Of course, this means you'll be sent to prison, where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning and all the health care you need.

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a home.

And, you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Awesome medicare plan Reply with quote

Works for me, where do I sign.
Can I start with the ceo's of telstra and qantas before I cull some usless politicians?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:35 am    Post subject: Re: Awesome medicare plan Reply with quote

Where can I make a donation , for the gun give away ? Of course I'm not that many yeasr off from qualifying for the program. Cheers

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