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PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 1:44 pm    Post subject: cannibals Reply with quote

Two cannibals meet one day.
The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary.
I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender."

The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?"

The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river.
They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."

"Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder ... those are friars!"

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 1:04 am    Post subject: Re: cannibals Reply with quote

two cannibals eating a clown...first one asks second "does this taste funny to you"

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 3:57 am    Post subject: Re: cannibals Reply with quote

you two are a pair

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 9:08 am    Post subject: Re: cannibals Reply with quote

Haha

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 2:55 pm    Post subject: Re: cannibals Reply with quote

You guys are quick.
It only took 4 years............

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 2:56 pm    Post subject: Re: cannibals Reply with quote

And 5 months.......

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:35 am    Post subject: Re: cannibals Reply with quote

I was bored and this place been a tad slow of late so having a squizz at "unanswered posts" seemed like not a bad idea.

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