I think we could all use a few of these.
The Red Binder
For all you Working People and anyone else needing it...
There are times when additional support is necessary to get through a grueling day at work. Here's one suggestion
A Master Reference binder has been created for all who may need to reference it.
Inside this binder you will find 'solutions' to everyday problems.
If you are having problems with the photocopier, having difficulty dealing with co-workers, having computer problems...please come and get the red binder and it will help you through your issue You may refer to the red binder as often as you wish.
Use the red binder for all issues...it is guaranteed to make you stress-free and relaxed.
(from the Human Resources Department)
Works fer me.