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Vince
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 6:56 am    Post subject: Amazing home remedies that actually work Reply with quote

AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN THEY'RE PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 2:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Amazing home remedies that actually work Reply with quote

Haha

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 2:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Amazing home remedies that actually work Reply with quote

Love it ROFL

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 4:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Amazing home remedies that actually work Reply with quote

That is so funny!! I sent it to my Dad who is so ready to try anything, he'll get a kick outa this one.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Amazing home remedies that actually work Reply with quote

LadysMan ROFL Misc Party

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Amazing home remedies that actually work Reply with quote

awesome!!!!!!

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