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God vs Science
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:28 am    Post subject: Re: God vs Science Reply with quote

A college professor was lecturing his students about the absurdity of a belief in God.

"If God is real, I want him to prove He exists. I will step onto this wooden stand on the stage here and I want God to knock me off it within 10 minutes."

The professor stood silently for 5 minutes.

"What's the matter, God? Aren't you powerful enough to knock over a simple little non-believer like me?" he mocked.

As the last minute ticked by a young Marine ROTC cadet walked up and punched the professor squarely in the face sending him flying across the stage.

"What in the hell do you think you are doing?" the professor screamed.

"Well," explained the young Marine, "God was busy elsewhere so he sent me."

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:34 pm    Post subject: Re: God vs Science Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 1:53 am    Post subject: Re: God vs Science Reply with quote

alaskanativeson wrote:
A college professor was lecturing his students about the absurdity of a belief in God.

"If God is real, I want him to prove He exists. I will step onto this wooden stand on the stage here and I want God to knock me off it within 10 minutes."

The professor stood silently for 5 minutes.

"What's the matter, God? Aren't you powerful enough to knock over a simple little non-believer like me?" he mocked.

As the last minute ticked by a young Marine ROTC cadet walked up and punched the professor squarely in the face sending him flying across the stage.

"What in the hell do you think you are doing?" the professor screamed.

"Well," explained the young Marine, "God was busy elsewhere so he sent me."

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“Some people work an entire lifetime and wonder if they ever made a difference to the world. But the Marines don't have that problem.”

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 3:00 am    Post subject: Re: God vs Science Reply with quote

Elvis, didn't you notice the date?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 5:11 pm    Post subject: Re: God vs Science Reply with quote

surely did ol been...

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 5:22 pm    Post subject: Re: God vs Science Reply with quote

Regardless of the date, its still good, even to an atheist like me. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:09 pm    Post subject: Re: God vs Science Reply with quote

This place attracts native thinking, I like that. If you read the whole thread you'll know what I mean. Bless you keetoowah (if you're still lurkin around here). Glockman still around? Seems like he shows up once in a while.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:51 am    Post subject: Re: God vs Science Reply with quote

I'm in regular touch with Keetoowah, and she is doing well. I'll let her know that she is still getting a mention and is well thought off by The Nutters.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:24 am    Post subject: Re: God vs Science Reply with quote

Better yet, Vince. Get her back on here.

And same with the missing Glockman.

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