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radar Super Member
Joined: Oct 01, 2008 Posts: 1109 Location: North Island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:35 pm Post subject: Coolest Tombstone |
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A COWBOY’S TOMB STONE
The Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City
Cemetery, Logan, Utah!
I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone'
contest?
His five rules for a happy life are at the bottom in on his
headstone
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks
from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and
doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and
likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not
know each other or you could end up dead like me.
_________________ People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
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shrpshtrjoe Super Red Neck Member
Joined: Jan 26, 2005 Posts: 2965 Location: Maryland
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6396 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 2:44 pm Post subject: Re: Coolest Tombstone |
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Thats wisdom for ya!
_________________ A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
Do - Not try!
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Azar Member
Joined: Jan 04, 2010 Posts: 275 Location: Utah
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:57 pm Post subject: Re: Coolest Tombstone |
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Hmmm,
I'm not in Logan often but next time through there maybe I'll have to pass by and take a picture (unless it's just an Internet Legend).
That's funny!
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