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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:16 pm Post subject: An exceptionally Good Catholic Joke |
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The Pope and Gillard (Australias useless,lying Prime Minister) are on the same stage in Sydney Stadium in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Gillard and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
Gillard replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand?....Show me!"
So the Pope backhanded her and knocked her off the stage!
AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY and there was happiness throughout the land!
Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
_________________ Pete
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6398 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:25 pm Post subject: Re: An exceptionally Good Catholic Joke |
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Oh How I wish..
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:40 am Post subject: Re: An exceptionally Good Catholic Joke |
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mental picture is priceless thankyou.
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stovepipe Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:44 am Post subject: Re: An exceptionally Good Catholic Joke |
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That was funny, great visual!
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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2650 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:02 pm Post subject: Re: An exceptionally Good Catholic Joke |
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Thats good
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