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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:13 pm    Post subject: Marrige counseling Reply with quote

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went for counseling. When asked the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up, and now dazed, she quietly sat down.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband pauses. . . slowly scratches his chin. . . then replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf"

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Marrige counseling Reply with quote

that man has his priorities all wrong. he should be heading out for a hunt not going golfing!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 7:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Marrige counseling Reply with quote

This is one of the rare times that I agree with Elvis.
Hopefully it wont become a habit.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Marrige counseling Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:21 am    Post subject: Re: Marrige counseling Reply with quote

Golf...A waste of a perfectly good pasture.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:04 am    Post subject: Re: Marrige counseling Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Golf...A waste of a perfectly good pasture.

Also a good walk ruined mate.

Cheers, Vince

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