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Donut Slayer Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2007 Posts: 594 Location: Pensacola, Florida
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:13 pm Post subject: Marrige counseling |
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After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went for counseling. When asked the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up, and now dazed, she quietly sat down.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband pauses. . . slowly scratches his chin. . . then replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf"
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:59 pm Post subject: Re: Marrige counseling |
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that man has his priorities all wrong. he should be heading out for a hunt not going golfing!!!
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6396 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 7:26 pm Post subject: Re: Marrige counseling |
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This is one of the rare times that I agree with Elvis.
Hopefully it wont become a habit.
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:13 pm Post subject: Re: Marrige counseling |
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_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers! |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:21 am Post subject: Re: Marrige counseling |
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Golf...A waste of a perfectly good pasture.
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:04 am Post subject: Re: Marrige counseling |
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Bushmaster wrote: |
Golf...A waste of a perfectly good pasture. |
Also a good walk ruined mate.
Cheers, Vince
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Illegitimi non carborundum
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Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
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