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PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:56 am    Post subject: Too Old to Shop Reply with quote

My wife does all the shopping. I look after oil changes, filling the gas tank etc. but it has been years since I was in a department or a grocery store. Well the wife was not feeling well and the cupboards were looking a bit bare so I decided to buy a few foodstuffs to get by until she was feeling better. Well everything was going great until I went to pay with this debit card that the bank sent me me a couple of years back.
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Apparently, when the cashier said "strip down, facing me",
she was talking about my debit card. I just hope the judge is sympathetic.

Embarassed

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:20 am    Post subject: Re: Too Old to Shop Reply with quote

That's an OOPS mate. Laughing Laughing Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 4:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Too Old to Shop Reply with quote

Ahh you are just looking for an excuse to flash some young ladies Razz

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