HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: etmci
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 12859

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 134
BOT: 3
Total: 137
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Forums
02: Forums
03: Forums
04: Forums
05: Forums
06: Home
07: Forums
08: Your Account
09: Forums
10: Forums
11: Forums
12: Forums
13: Home
14: Photo Albums
15: Forums
16: Forums
17: Forums
18: Forums
19: Forums
20: Forums
21: Forums
22: Forums
23: Forums
24: Home
25: Forums
26: Forums
27: Photo Albums
28: Home
29: Forums
30: Forums
31: Forums
32: Photo Albums
33: Home
34: Forums
35: Forums
36: News
37: Forums
38: Your Account
39: Forums
40: Forums
41: Forums
42: Forums
43: Home
44: Forums
45: Forums
46: Your Account
47: Forums
48: Forums
49: Forums
50: Forums
51: Home
52: Forums
53: Forums
54: Home
55: Home
56: Forums
57: Forums
58: Home
59: Forums
60: Home
61: Forums
62: Forums
63: Home
64: Home
65: Forums
66: Forums
67: Your Account
68: Home
69: Forums
70: Forums
71: Forums
72: Forums
73: Forums
74: Forums
75: Forums
76: Forums
77: Your Account
78: Forums
79: Home
80: Home
81: Forums
82: Forums
83: Forums
84: Forums
85: Forums
86: Forums
87: Forums
88: Home
89: Forums
90: Forums
91: Home
92: Forums
93: Forums
94: Forums
95: Forums
96: Forums
97: Home
98: Forums
99: Forums
100: Forums
101: Forums
102: Home
103: Forums
104: Forums
105: Home
106: Home
107: Forums
108: Forums
109: Forums
110: Your Account
111: Home
112: Home
113: Forums
114: Forums
115: Forums
116: Home
117: Home
118: Forums
119: Forums
120: Forums
121: Forums
122: Forums
123: Forums
124: Forums
125: Forums
126: Forums
127: Forums
128: Forums
129: Forums
130: Home
131: Home
132: Home
133: Forums
134: Forums
  BOT:
01: Forums
02: Home
03: Forums

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 307
 Pictures: 2397
  · Views: 717759
  · Votes: 1313
  · Comments: 86
 

Good advice from kids.
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
dhc4ever
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 26, 2011
Posts: 2658
Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:08 am    Post subject: Good advice from kids. Reply with quote

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Patrick, age 10

2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
- Michael, 14

3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
- Michael, 14

4. Stay away from prunes.
- Randy, 9

5. Never pee on an electric fence.
- Robert, 13

6. Don't squat with your spurs on.
- Noronha, 13

7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to.
- Emily, 10

8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
- Taylia, 11

9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
- Traci, 14

10. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers.
- Mitchell, 12

11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
- Andrew, 9

12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
- Kyoyo, 9

13. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- Armir, 9

14. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
- Kellie, 11

15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
- Naomi, 15

16. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
- Lauren, 9

17. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
- Joel, 10

18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
- Alyesha, 13

19. Never try to baptize a cat.
- Eileen, 8

_________________
Pete

Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............
Back to top
View user's profile
Vince
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 14647
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:56 am    Post subject: Re: Good advice from kids. Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

These are classic mate...and all 100% right.

Cheers, Vince

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 8357
Location: south island New Zealand

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Good advice from kids. Reply with quote

very true indeed. #18 is a real hoot.

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 7 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by *Dizfunkshunal* :.