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The honeymooners
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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 5:12 pm    Post subject: The honeymooners Reply with quote

An Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon so we need a nice room with a good, strong bed."

The clerk winked, 'You want the Bridal?'

The drover reflected on this for a moment and then replied, "Nah, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:31 pm    Post subject: Re: The honeymooners Reply with quote

Used to inflict suffering upon an antipodean mate.

I thankee. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:57 pm    Post subject: Re: The honeymooners Reply with quote

Totally cracked me UP!!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:37 pm    Post subject: Re: The honeymooners Reply with quote

Very Happy
Haha

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:38 am    Post subject: Re: The honeymooners Reply with quote

oh yee haa!!! Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:00 am    Post subject: Re: The honeymooners Reply with quote

Very very funny, and speaking of body parts---

What do (select the nationality of your choice and insert here) _______ girls put behind their ears to attract men.







Their ankles.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:31 am    Post subject: Re: The honeymooners Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
:-D
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x2 Very Happy

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