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Vince
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:43 am    Post subject: Our Kiwi mates Reply with quote

With apologies to Radar and Elvis right up front. Laughing Laughing Laughing

A Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem.
The Gorilla was on heat.

To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.

While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Graham, a big Kiwi lad & former All Black, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery.
Graham, like most Kiwis, seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. So the Zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.

Graham was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500?
Graham showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

The following day, Graham announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:

"Fust," he said, "I don't want to have to kuss er."

"Sicondly, you must niver niver tull anyone about thus."

The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what his third condition was.

"Wull," said Graham, "Can you give me another week to come up with the $500.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:32 am    Post subject: Re: Our Kiwi mates Reply with quote

And this was the beginning of the Aussie/Kiwi wars...

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:30 am    Post subject: Re: Our Kiwi mates Reply with quote

Let the Aussie/Kiwi wars...begin. Fencing Sniper

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 10:55 am    Post subject: Re: Our Kiwi mates Reply with quote

Laughing "That" should cause a scuffle! ROFL Laughing Cheers

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Our Kiwi mates Reply with quote

Haha

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 2:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Our Kiwi mates Reply with quote

Haha Haha Poke Hiding

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 2:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Our Kiwi mates Reply with quote

So far the score is 2 Aussies...0 Kiwis.

The Aussies are laughing..........

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 4:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Our Kiwi mates Reply with quote

Wait for it.
Should be good when the reply comes :0

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:37 am    Post subject: Re: Our Kiwi mates Reply with quote

hmmmm well what could I possibly add to that!!!! Shocked
although it would be typical for an Aussie to automaticaly look to a Kiwi for satisfaction of a carnal nature Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:48 am    Post subject: Re: Our Kiwi mates Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

Touche mate

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