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The Blind Salesman
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:35 pm    Post subject: The Blind Salesman Reply with quote

A lady goes into the local sporting goods store to buy a fishing rod to give to her husband for his birthday.
A salesman wearing dark glasses with a dog is behind the counter and asks, "Can I help you ma'am?"
"Well, I'd like to buy a fishing rod, can you tell me about this one?" she answers.
The salesman replies, "I'm sorry ma'am but I am blind and can not see the rod your referring too. However, if you'll drop it on the counter I'll tell you all about it as I can tell from the sound it makes."
The lady picks up the rod, and does what he says and drops it on the counter.
He belts, "That's a Zebco 2500, fiberglass, 6.5', medium action - $15."
Lady - "Wow !"
She finds another and does the same. "Thats an Orion 35C, graphite, 6', light action - best used with ultralight tackle - $20."
Very impressed the lady decides to buy the second one.
As the man is ringing up the sale, the lady makes a rather large noise as she passes gas but feels no need to apologize as the salesman is blind and has no idea who she is.
Salesman says, "That'll be $25."
"TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS !? YOU SAID $20?"
"That's right ma'am, $20 for the rod, $5 for the duck call.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:53 am    Post subject: Re: The Blind Salesman Reply with quote

Im pleased you told that version
its a much safer chuckle.

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