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The Cure
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:34 pm    Post subject: The Cure Reply with quote

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper and
threatening manner.

The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?

The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband
comes home , we end up having a argument

The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that. When your husband comes
home, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth.
Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he goes to bed and is
asleep."Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband
came home, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and we didn't argue. How does the water do that? "

The Doctor says: "The water does nothing...it's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick...."

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:46 pm    Post subject: Re: The Cure Reply with quote

whahehhiheheh
Great.... That's even a mix of Humor, joke & Reality !! !
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:14 pm    Post subject: Re: The Cure Reply with quote

Why aren't there more doctors that competent around??
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:18 pm    Post subject: Re: The Cure Reply with quote

Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 11:59 pm    Post subject: Re: The Cure Reply with quote

Because those doctors are also very honest when the women ask them what the water does!
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