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The Grandmother of All Blonde Jokes
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Vince
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:35 pm    Post subject: The Grandmother of All Blonde Jokes Reply with quote

The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes:
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she
decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to
paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her
Husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the
floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy
parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks
her if she if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she
replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are
dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting in the house.
He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She
replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
said...

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(You'll love this...) (I know you will...)
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“FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.”

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Razz Razz Razz Razz Cool Cool Cool Cool


Cheers, Vince

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Elvis
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 12:23 am    Post subject: Re: The Grandmother of All Blonde Jokes Reply with quote

Very good

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 2:50 am    Post subject: Re: The Grandmother of All Blonde Jokes Reply with quote

Classic

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 3:45 pm    Post subject: Re: The Grandmother of All Blonde Jokes Reply with quote

Jeez, will you blokes stop encouraging him. Very Happy

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