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Heathrow Air Traffic Control
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:58 pm    Post subject: Heathrow Air Traffic Control Reply with quote

Air Traffic Control: "Pakistan Air 511 ... You are cleared to land on runway 9R."
Pakistan Air: "Thank you Heathrow. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R ... Allah be Praised."
Air Traffic Control: "Iran Air 711 ... You are cleared to land on runway 27L."
Iran Air: "Thank you Heathrow. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L ... Allah is Great."
Pause ...
Pakistan Air: "Heathrow Tower ... Heathrow Tower!"
Heathrow Tower: "Go ahead Pakistan Air 511 ..."
Pakistan Air: "You have cleared both our aircraft for the same runway, going in opposite directions. We are on a collision course ... instructions please!"
Pause ...
Heathrow Tower: "Proceed to your destination and tell Allah we said 'Hello!'"

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Heathrow Air Traffic Control Reply with quote

My wife just sent me this one. Looks like it is spreading fast.

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