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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:04 pm    Post subject: Obama Mad Reply with quote

An event I heard that happened this past winter.

Obama steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. On the lawn, he sees "THE PRESIDENT MUST GO !! " written in urine across the snow.He storms into his security office, and yells: "Somebody wrote a threat in the snow on the damned front lawn!... And they wrote it in urine!... The guy had to be standing right on the porch when he did it! Where were you guys?!" Obama hollers: "Damn it, don`t just sit there! FIND OUT WHO DID IT!... I want an answer ASAP ! "The staff immediately races for the exits. Later, his security chief approaches him and says: " Mr. President, we have some bad news, and some really bad news. Which do you want first? "Obama says: "Give me the bad news first." The officer says: "We took a sample of the urine and it just came back... it was Joe Biden`s urine."Obama says: " My own Vice President!....What`s the really bad news? " The officer replies: " Sir, it`s Michelle`s handwriting !! "

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Obama Mad Reply with quote

gulp Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed
good one.

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