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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6398 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:17 pm Post subject: A Redneck and His Dog |
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One hot summer day, a redneck came to town with his dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into the bar for a cold one.
Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'
The redneck said it was his.
'Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.
The redneck replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.'
The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs bred.'
'No way,' said the redneck. 'That dog don't need bread. She ain't hungry 'cause I fed her this mornin'.'
The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand; your dog wants to have sex!'
(You gotta love this)
The redneck looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.'
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9256 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:51 am Post subject: Re: A Redneck and His Dog |
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ouch...
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Dimitri Super Member
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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2650 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:53 am Post subject: Re: A Redneck and His Dog |
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heee haww
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stovepipe Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:45 pm Post subject: Re: A Redneck and His Dog |
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*water spit on keyboard, again!*
Damnit!
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