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I ENJOY BEING AN AUSSIE!
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Vince
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 9:47 pm    Post subject: I ENJOY BEING AN AUSSIE! Reply with quote

Just imagine...

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Qantas one year ago,
you would have $49.00 today!

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago,
you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,
you would have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average Aussie walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means that, on average, Aussies get about 41 miles to the gallon!


Makes you damned proud to be an Aussie!

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:33 pm    Post subject: Re: I ENJOY BEING AN AUSSIE! Reply with quote

beer is good Cheers Cheers

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 3:24 am    Post subject: Re: I ENJOY BEING AN AUSSIE! Reply with quote

Cheers mate!!

Cheers

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 3:31 am    Post subject: Re: I ENJOY BEING AN AUSSIE! Reply with quote

Cheers to my Aussie brothers Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 4:40 am    Post subject: Re: I ENJOY BEING AN AUSSIE! Reply with quote

Ah Vince, I see you've been peeking at my super fund returns Sad

At the rate the ranga and the us economy is rapeing my retirement, beer is all I'll have left.......

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 4:50 am    Post subject: Re: I ENJOY BEING AN AUSSIE! Reply with quote

Will you be able to buy beer mate...I doubt I will. burr burr

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 4:55 am    Post subject: Re: I ENJOY BEING AN AUSSIE! Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
Will you be able to buy beer mate...I doubt I will. burr :burr:Cheers, Vince

Look at it this way Vince, with the price of everything going up and the price of gold sky rocketing through the roof, even a loaf of bread is an investment. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 5:01 am    Post subject: Re: I ENJOY BEING AN AUSSIE! Reply with quote

Totally mate. Won't be long and even drawing a breath will cost us dearly.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:06 am    Post subject: Re: I ENJOY BEING AN AUSSIE! Reply with quote

Don't touch my coffee...

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:25 pm    Post subject: Re: I ENJOY BEING AN AUSSIE! Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Don't touch my coffee...

Grow and roast your own mate. Not sure about your climate for coffee growing, but I'm sure with your smarts you can build a "tropical climate" somehow.

Cheers, Vince

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