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PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:48 am    Post subject: Census Reply with quote

They sent my Census form back! AGAIN!!!
In response to the question: "Do you have any dependents?"
I replied - "12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42
million unemployable people, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 more in the U.S. House and Senate.
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. Re-post if you agree...;)

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Census Reply with quote

Australian census in a few days.
Maybe this is what I got to fill..

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Census Reply with quote

NZcensus comin up too, I might try that line as well!

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:19 am    Post subject: Re: Census Reply with quote

Religion : Jedi

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:20 am    Post subject: Re: Census Reply with quote

I used Druid at times.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 7:13 am    Post subject: Re: Census Reply with quote

Maybe it's better to mention Voodoo?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:19 am    Post subject: Re: Census Reply with quote

Religion is one area I don't "play" with. Remember, the Govt uses the Census form to provide/allow facilities in a given area. What religion do you reckon the Muslims are gonna put on the Census form...HINT...it ain't Christian.

If you end up with a Mosque in your area it is because enough Muslims raised their voice...and were heard.

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