Wives

gelandangan · Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:48 pm Post subject: Wives

Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....

The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Minnesota . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

Suzanne · Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:17 pm Post subject: Re: Wives

Ok that was a good one!! Sometimes ya just gotta quit with the orders, some learn it the hard way. There are lots of reasons I won't wash other people's clothes and lots of reasons to stay clear of me if you want me to fetch. OOOOOF he still has difficulty when he pees, now me, I wouldn't go there, that's personal!

Suz

Bushmaster · Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:35 am Post subject: Re: Wives

Being a proud chauvenist (incharge) male. I believe I'll stay out of this one...

stovepipe · Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:58 am Post subject: Re: Wives

This one's got Wiersey written all over it!

+1 Bushmaster boss-man. Loose lips....can be painful!

Ominivision1 · Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:26 pm Post subject: Re: Wives

Bushmaster wrote:

I believe I'll stay out of this one...

Silence is the trusted friend of wisdom.

Bushmaster · Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:03 pm Post subject: Re: Wives

Zzzzip...Mmmph...

Vince · Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:04 pm Post subject: Re: Wives

I'm not takin' a chance on SWMBO seein' this one...discretion is the better part of valour...I'm up the ladder. Hiding

Hey Wiersay...we need another ladder mate, this one is gettin' a mite crowded.

Cheers, Vince

dhc4ever · Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:19 am Post subject: Re: Wives

Vince wrote:

I'm not takin' a chance on SWMBO seein' this one...discretion is the better part of valour...I'm up the ladder. Hiding

Hey Wiersay...we need another ladder mate, this one is gettin' a mite crowded.

Cheers, Vince

A bigger loft and an escalator more like it, the way you blokes are going.
You can put more beer in the loft than you can on a ladder, think about it.

Vince · Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:13 am Post subject: Re: Wives

dhc4ever wrote:

Vince wrote:

I'm not takin' a chance on SWMBO seein' this one...discretion is the better part of valour...I'm up the ladder. Hiding

Hey Wiersay...we need another ladder mate, this one is gettin' a mite crowded.

Cheers, Vince

A bigger loft and an escalator more like it, the way you blokes are going.
You can put more beer in the loft than you can on a ladder, think about it.

Good point Pete...ok you buggers...who has the building expertise amongst us here? And we gotta have an inbuilt coldroom for the beer.

Cheers, Vince