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PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:07 am    Post subject: Road accident Reply with quote

A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.
There are two police officers there & asks if there is a problem.
One of the officers asks if he is married and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.
The man says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife.
The officer says, "I'm sorry sir but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."



The man says, "I know but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook".
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Road accident Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Road accident Reply with quote

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