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English Mike Super Member
Joined: Jan 08, 2007 Posts: 1709 Location: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UK
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:07 am Post subject: Road accident |
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A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.
There are two police officers there & asks if there is a problem.
One of the officers asks if he is married and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.
The man says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife.
The officer says, "I'm sorry sir but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
The man says, "I know but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook".
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:41 pm Post subject: Re: Road accident |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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